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sightbehindclosedeyelids:

Good Dad Activities (G.D.A.)

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spiritmolecule:

smokepurp420:

this times 57657374365

Thank the lord, someone said it.

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fuckyeahmetalhair:

clumsyoctopus:

psychoholic:

odinsight:

Philip Obermarck brings us the mummified heart of a Norse giant.

While going through his famous grandfather’s belongings after his passing in 1937, violinist Lars Sigerson discovered this casket with its gruesome contents. It appears to have been passed from generation to generation within his family for hundreds of years. The explanation and whatever story that goes with it has been lost to the ages.

The inscription on the casket is written in old Norse runes and reads:
“Behold! Within this casket lies the heart of the fierce and terrible giant known as Hrungnir, slain this day by Fafrd the Red whose bravery and cunning shall live forever!” @propnomicon.blogspot.com

coolest family heirloom ever.

dude thats fucking awesome

that is the most metal thing I’ve ever read



sewer-rats:

THE MOST GPOY OF ALL THE GPOYS HOLY SHIT

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owls-love-tea:

The job takes about 3 years to make an engraved tatoo for an individual camels. First 2 years, there is just growing the hair and starts trimming. Inhabitant of desert does not use the iron engraved for the camels. They just cut and dye the camel hair. I have never seen such a beautiful works in the world.

Photographs by Osakabe Yasuo and Steve Hoge.


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onetasteofyoumymagdalena:

Things Maynard Can Do Because of His Awesomeness:

° Have sex with minors.

° Always have the right of way.

° Make being a mama’s boy awesomemess.

° Bitch-slap a republican.

° Ride a fan like a donkey.

° Make being feminine manly.

° Fuck with your mind.

° Have three bands and a vineyard and still have time to kick your ass.

° Combine “pussy” and “Lucifer” to create Puscifer.

° Pussy-fur.

° Troll the interviewer.

° Have a four-way with three sexy women and walk out of the hotel room into a party with no shirt on and pants magically back on.

° Have sex with three women, be underwater and be in a womb all at the same time.

° Bikini Bandits.

° Play Satan in Bikini Bandits.

° Fuck your God.

° Slouch.

° While Christ is comin’, so is he.

° Becoming a fuggin’ silhouette.

° Making a cowboy hat metal.

° Dress up ass a cop and haul your ass to jail.



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